It was the year 2007...summer....nothing good but whispers of something a Babylon 5 geek in me could sqee over....November release date happened 4 days after I went to Navy bootcamp....looooooooongest 8 weeks of my life.....foooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeeveer. Every night in that darn bunk I thought...X amount of days after ME1 release....damnit! Then A-school, then more waiting for parents to sendz the X box with the collectors edition dad bought for me. Played the shit out of it in Febuary of 08. Then BDTS happened...woots! Got PS for lulz and achiviooos...Then teh waiting....didnt mind...played RDR and everything else under the sun until ME2. COOOKIES! EATEN!! Then my Liaramance Shep had a date with Kasumi's bar until Lair of the Shadow Broker came out. Adrian Shepard stayed in that bar unti ME3. Kai romance Shep....SAD PANDA FACE.......YOUS ONLY GET LETTER!! Until the VOs redid them with acting...i was indeed uber sads.
Then ME 3....prep(Before my MiB memory device desire was ignited):
Commericals: WE ARE DELICIOUS CAKES! EATS US!!
Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkkkkkkkkkkkk!! *gobbles*
Hype: I am your salvation, your brain is mine, submit silly mortal gamer!
Brain: KK!! *is in awe*
Twitter: EMILY WONG IS DED....NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I wantz her on my ship damnit.....
Twitter: Guess wat! Ummm MP Updates/News....yay?
Me: Whatever...SP...neeeeeeeeeeeed.....braaaaaaaaains....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=plaDFJpOfMs
Month before Release, aka 30 days of tedium for me, which causes fits of "NEED CHOCOLATE". Then........release day.....
HAPPY PONY!! Plus cause I find SR 3 funny as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8srUyAIjCdo
And so:
Part 1 The 95% I loved in super fragmented comment mode.
SHEPARD DO EVERYTHINGS CAUSE WE SUCKS AT FIGHTING REAPERS DUR!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AzSA50L-3cE
Liara segments = brain squee
Kaidan Romance/Seg=MOAR OUAT love....watch Once Upon A Time tv show you shall loves it like borg love organic pies....
Liara and Kaidan on team = uber sqee that rips into darkspace
Brogan Sections: HELLZ YEA!
Mordin: OMG TEH TEARS.....
Legion + Quarian Peaces: Right on...Im a bad ass paragon muther fracker.....tee hee! Cains to your faces reaper bizzatches...
Lang: HA HA!! *nelson laugh* That was for Thane you rip off piece of cardboard villian! Paging Mr Morden for a good villian cameo.
Anderson: I was born in London....I LOVE YOU GOLIATH!!!
Last goodbyes.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!! BLUE BABIES! WE SHAL HAZ THEM!!!
Good night Mr Sheilds...how little I knew....
Uber fight between anderson and timmeh! Goliath will rip your arms off and beat you with Awesome.
Teh tearz...omg....why....dont diez on me bro...!!!
OH SHIT!! Elevator is taking me were now??? OH GOD I HAZ BAD FEELZ NOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=S5aViXewL2c
Brain during Kid conversations the first time.
Fin
Addendum:
Brain After Extended Cut Release:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bl6HxU8MPac
